Seriously, what is with half the UK fawning over Jade Goody?
Apparently she’s a TV star close to our hearts for appearing on the same reality show three times: the first time proving herself an idiot (“What’s asparagus?”), the second time a racist (“Shilpa Poppadom”) and the third time in India, just to try and prove she’s not a racist.
Then all of a sudden she gets cancer and everyone loves her for her “courageous” fight against a disease that a few million other people have.
Seriously. She’s a nobody.