The Nostalgia Critic reviews the Star Wars Holiday Special
Santa Christ, Santa Christ
We all love Santa Christ
He is Santa and Jesus
Goddamn, he’s Santa Christ
He atoned for all our sins
But he also likes pancakes
He saved puppies from a fire
And he also likes pancakes
He played bass for Aerosmith
Reads for sick orphans too
He goes surfing in space
And makes really good fondue
He shoots lasers from his eyes
Fixes curtains for free
He’ll fight monsters for fun
And hang out with Mr T
Santa Christ, Santa Christ
Santa Christ, Santa Christ
You are the best
And we love you, Santa Christ
