If operating systems were countries.

Windows is the United States; heavily bloated (like the people), power-hungry, unreliable and ignorant.

Linux is the USSR; it’s communism where everyone is evidently equal, even though only the social elite (nerds) ever get anything from it.

Mac is Europe in general, some aspects of both the US and USSR, but in it’s own way ancient and cultured, with an underlying influence on the rest of the world (computer industry).