Grey's Anatomy

A tumblog in which Shaun Hargreaves (aka, Alexander Grey) surfs across the sea that is the World Wide Web to post whatever he finds interesting, funny or thought provoking.

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Mario and Luigi. Where are they now?

Answer: Claremont Rd, Manchester.

Mario and Luigi. Where are they now?

Answer: Claremont Rd, Manchester.

The world’s best firewall.

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabyte/sec

This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Pi.

The digits of pi, from the 242,422nd decimal place, are 42424242.
That’s a whole lotta twos and fours.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? (via mrgiggles)

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? (via mrgiggles)

Yo dawg…

Yo dawg…

People on the New York Subway suddenly break out into a rendition of “Hey Jude”. Awesome follows.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles (via lumos-maxima)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles (via lumos-maxima)

“Amazing Horse” by the Nerd Follia. A cover of a somewhat well known Weebl’s Stuff song.